A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.
"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.
by Fentress June 5, 2005
Get the merkin mug.A place, like Nirvana, which is a state of mind, a meta-physical place, where someone is merked
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan
"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"
by Freddie Th December 9, 2008
Get the Merkistan mug.When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
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Merkisim was completed when the Lakers beat Boston in game seven.
Commence Merkisim.
Oklahoma City equals Merked. NEXT! Merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Utah Jazz equals Merked. Next! Merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Phoenix Suns equals Merked. NEXT. Merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Commence Merkisim.
Oklahoma City equals Merked. NEXT! Merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Utah Jazz equals Merked. Next! Merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
Phoenix Suns equals Merked. NEXT. Merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.
by Kid Killer03 June 1, 2011
Get the Merkisim mug.The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.
- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?
- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.
- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.
by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020
Get the merkshire ratio mug.arsh merkins are obviously those merkins whose famblies came to the the u.s. from arland, just like there's eye-talian merkins, and there's meskin merkins, and phillypino merkins, and a zillion other kindsa merkins... all part o' what makes the u.s. a big ole beeyootiful meltin pot.
"yep, his fambly is arsh merkins 'n' rushin merkins, & her fambly is balkin merkins 'n' berzillion merkins, so it's gonna be one helluva crazy weddin ... i speck they'll be partyin fer a week, easy."
by sitcjea January 30, 2009
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