Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

Merbil

The Mix Between a Mouse and a Gerbil

"what is that??"
"its a merbil"
"what is a merbil??"
"a kick-ass ninja mouse/gerbil"

by omfgasafetypin September 30, 2009

Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.

Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.

by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018

Merkellism

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

by Merkellite February 2, 2019

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

Merila

Merila is a sweet, caring and beautiful person both inside and out. Merila means light and she personifies the word, she can light up any room she's in. She is the funny, wierd and crazy as fuck but in a very good way. Everyone needs a Merila in their life.

Merila wake me up at 12:30.

by Zeus_482 November 24, 2021

Merciless

To have no mercy.

Eg, there will be no mercy to your anus because I am merciless.

by ELGoR March 19, 2003