Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.

Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.

by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018

Merkent

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

by zeroonefour October 23, 2009

merkin niggas

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

by sjte5409 July 3, 2009

Merdan

A name of a true gentleman!
A man full of surprises.

Girl: He's so Merdan.
Girl 2: I LOVE him!
Girl: Yeah, he's good looking and so cute!
Girl 3: The Nicest Guy on earth.

by DANTE the urban January 5, 2017

Merdan

Most epic dude that lives on this planet!

Person: He's the most epic dude I've ever seen!
Person 2: He's Merdan.

by DANTE the urban January 5, 2017

Merdan

Smartest and most intelligent Person in the entire Universe!

Girl: He knows everything!
Girl 2: He's so smart and intelligent.
Girl: He is so cool.
Girl 2: He is a Merdan!

by DANTE the urban January 5, 2017

merdan

he is like a Fusion between Daniel Radcliffe and Barack Obama!

A: is that the cool famous boy that everyone loves?
B: Yes he is.
A: he has such a great personality and character!
B: he is so heroic
A & B: he is merdan

by DANTE the urban December 5, 2017