Merk

to steal some thing or somebody

I best get my ten dollars bitch or im gonna beat your ass and Merk your wallet.

by HorvathN March 29, 2009

Merk

Merk: (v) The act of projecting sexual or flirtacious advances on a relative, whether intoxicated or sober. Past Tense: Merked.

Guy 1: That drunk girl at the party last night was sitting on her cousins lap.
Guy 2: Yea! she was straight merkin.

Lannah: I hate to merk, but my cousin is lookin fine tonight!

Girl 1: Doesn't his new girlfriend look JUST like his sister?!
Girl 2: OMG he is SO MERKING!

by yothisisVAnotWV August 4, 2011

merk

1. To kill some one.
2. To smoke marijuana.

1. "These thirsty niggas are lurkin You have to catch em and merk em." -50 Cent, "In My Hood"
2. Hey man, I just packed this fat bowl. Let's merk!

by HoMiCyD July 24, 2007

merk

v. to take; to sample

Yo let me merk a little of that pizza.

by TXFLIP December 17, 2008

merk

merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)

dude if you're going to be a merkfag at least use more than one term other than "newfag" in your .

yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.

by Tekron420 January 30, 2008

merk

to 'pak' or hurt someone

don't merk me datz a lytle bit silly
dat boy got merked
he's goona get merked

by dapper December 12, 2004

merk

to steal on a nigga

beat his black ass

knock someone out

that nigga bout ta get merked by ol boy i'm tellin u

by top dogg by tha law November 12, 2004