Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

merk

means to kill, or murder.

Keep talkin shyt nigga an ima have to merk ya pussy ass.

by T-nigga December 8, 2007

merk

Anything you want it to be,

I'm gonna merk babyface so hard she'll never get merked again

i just got merked by some white boy

i forogt to wipe my butt and i just merked my white briefs

by porn mike March 22, 2009

merk

(1.) (v)-To kill someone
(2.) (n)-To get killed or murdered
(3.) (v)-To drown someone violently

1-Lets merk that punk!
2-Aha he got merked man....
3-Lets merk billy in the pond!

by YeMaj 44 May 30, 2008

Merkes

a word from one of the tribes in Africa, speaking of an almighty legendary King, that is to return to the world to savor us from evil.

Merkes will shows us de wae

by Maxdenallsmäktige September 1, 2021

merk

the act of comminting homicide upon another person. usually following a black on black arguement and involving guns

Jerome: Yo my nigga!! What tha fuck happened? Jamal: Yo that bitch ass nigga tried to catch me slippin so i had to merk his ass!!

by babymitchy January 24, 2009

Merked

1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.

1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.

by P Squared February 27, 2012