Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dapper

merk

to 'pak' or hurt someone

don't merk me datz a lytle bit silly
dat boy got merked
he's goona get merked

by dapper December 12, 2004

to be so imeennsly reetardid you can't even spell those words right

i lost a mark on my zoo-ology test because i put 'jerraff' instead of 'giraffe'. straight rexcall-ed it. damn.

by dapper April 6, 2003

<noob> hey everyone look, i renamed the tubgirl pic and put it on my site.
<jaded fuxer> nf, cockbite.

by dapper June 25, 2006