BJ Mendes

It´s when you give a classmate a blow job during class.

OMG, that girl gave me the best BJ Mendes during computer class.

by jlkbg March 30, 2009

Shawn mendes

A amazing singer who came off the app vine, sold out msg and had a sold out tour and his new album illuminate which was number 1 in 68 countries. he's talented beautiful muscular hot and the most unproblematic celeb out there.

did you hear treat you better by Shawn mendes on the radio?

by Shawn peter Raul mendes November 13, 2016

Mind of Mencia

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005

Menace

Someone who pours milk before the cereal

Person a: I pour my orange juice before my cereal
Person b: What the frick
Person a: What
Person b: Bruh what a Menace

by factsbutbetter July 19, 2021

Mencia'd

Borrowing or Stealing someone else's joke, and later telling the same joke, but wording it different at the office or at a party.

Stealing a joke not of your own creation.

Simon heard a funny joke at work that afternoon, when he told it later that night at the bar, a coworker got angry because Simon had Mencia'd his joke from earlier that day.

by Btelepath March 26, 2007

Menchie and Zyler

1.) The cats of YouTuber Simply Nailogical. Menchie is the more frequently talked about young female brown and white cat, and Zyler is the lesser known older male orange cat.

2.) Simply Nailogical's main two original holographic nail polishes

Holosexual #1: Oh my god, did you see Simply Nailogical' s Snapchat story?

Holosexual #2: Yeah! Menchie And Zyler were so cute!

by whymustiuseapseudonym June 14, 2017

Noon mench

The Portuguese pronunciation of sporting Lisbon wonder kid, nuno mendes.

Person 1: hey is there any football on tonight?
Person 2: yeah, I heard noon mench is also playing

by TheConePlayz June 28, 2021