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jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that
Jose Mendez is a fucker

fucker
by Lego ninjago January 9, 2017
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Jose Mendez

Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means
by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018
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x-MENDEZ-x

DURKA's BITCH!
x-MENDEZ-x = DOG
by irollin810 January 25, 2009
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Mendezvous

When 2 men take an exclusive vacation together; specifically if the destination is the home town of one or the other. The dominant male will peacock his knowledge of the city, taking his partner to fine dining establishments & telling stories of past adventures. Mendezvous'ers typically have striking features, nice shoes, and feathered hair (Farrah Hair).
While dining at the The Signature Room, Alain winked at the hostess to avoid anybody thinking he might be on a mendezvous with Isaac.
by GoHomeRod August 10, 2010
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mendezha

A fine girl that is sweet, but crazy so don't push her to her limit. So doesn't take bs so don't try to play her. Loves to fight and never lets anyone take advantage of her
Wow, she's a total Mendezha
by Sexykitty24 June 18, 2018
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Mèndez

Have a nivel dick and are very hot
X: i LOVE Mèndez
by Pablo si xd November 23, 2021
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Mendez

Mendez is cute Hooahhh
“mendez is cute
“hooahhh”
by raviolinumberonefan December 13, 2021
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