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slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016
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Melodic death metal

A musical sub genre of death metal, which in turn is also a sub genre of metal as a whole. It started during the early 90's, and began to really take off by the mid 90's, when many pioneering bands of the style would release some of their best work. Many credit Carcass as the band that invented this style, and various bands from Sweden (In Flames, Dark Tranquility, At the Gates) would be credited as pioneers of the "Gothenberg sound", which came to be dominant in the genre later on.

Melodic death metal can best be described as a mixture of the melody/progression from NWOBHM and thrash metal bands, and the sheer brutality of traditional death metal. Vocals are usually growled/shrieked, but clean vocals are used as well. Lots of guitar harmonies are used, along with aggressive riffs and drumming. There is even use of acoustic guitar as well. Sheer ass-kickery at it's finest!

In the early 2000's and more recent years, this style would greatly influence many American metalcore bands. The style has continued to develop in Europe as well.
In Flames, Dark Tranquility, At the Gates, Arch Enemy, Kalmah - all great melodic death metal bands!
by FlightofIcarus September 14, 2009
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Melon Fucker

First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"
by RedBarrage September 6, 2010
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Melanie's Island

Its a fruity version of a Long Island Ice-t, tastes like pineapple and orange juice.
I want a Melanie's Island to drink, cause I want something strong but don't want to taste it.
by Blonnaroo October 22, 2012
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melonic

Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.
Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005
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jenn melon

A sad TikToker with over a million followers in less than a year. What the fuck. You can’t tell Jenn Melon’s sexuality, drug use or personal history. She pisses everyone off the same way your ex pisses you off but you keep going back because ultimately you love her but she’s not good for you.
by RonCon November 23, 2021
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