A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
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Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
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by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016
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Melodic death metal can best be described as a mixture of the melody/progression from NWOBHM and thrash metal bands, and the sheer brutality of traditional death metal. Vocals are usually growled/shrieked, but clean vocals are used as well. Lots of guitar harmonies are used, along with aggressive riffs and drumming. There is even use of acoustic guitar as well. Sheer ass-kickery at it's finest!
In the early 2000's and more recent years, this style would greatly influence many American metalcore bands. The style has continued to develop in Europe as well.
Melodic death metal can best be described as a mixture of the melody/progression from NWOBHM and thrash metal bands, and the sheer brutality of traditional death metal. Vocals are usually growled/shrieked, but clean vocals are used as well. Lots of guitar harmonies are used, along with aggressive riffs and drumming. There is even use of acoustic guitar as well. Sheer ass-kickery at it's finest!
In the early 2000's and more recent years, this style would greatly influence many American metalcore bands. The style has continued to develop in Europe as well.
In Flames, Dark Tranquility, At the Gates, Arch Enemy, Kalmah - all great melodic death metal bands!
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Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
by RedBarrage September 6, 2010
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Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!
That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005
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