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a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.
by A Pirate Life May 6, 2022
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Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.
Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.
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Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏
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Person 1: I use mega knight
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Person 1: I already do
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Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.
Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife
by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022
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