Meffing

a short form of, or rather, more polite way in saying mother-fucking. Derived from effing which means fucking by adding a 'M' in front of the word. Hence 'M-effing'

I've got three more meffing years til college ends!

by LG Godwin November 2, 2008

dunder mufflin

to use an oragami paper dick on someone

Guy 1: hey i saw mitch yesterday
Guy 2: o, you mean michelle?
Guy 1:yea...she wanted me to fuck her, but when i went down on her i saw a lot of zits n shit...mighta had herpes
Guy 2: so whatd u do? u couldnt of hit it?!?!
Guy 1: no i didnt....i dunder mufflined that slut!!
Guy 2: nice....

by pooponanigguh October 17, 2007

muffling

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

by Zenshu December 1, 2010

Muffling

A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.

Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!

by Cahill_RO April 18, 2018

Meffing

When one human consumes methamphetamine and starts flailing. Or acting like an asshole. Usually done out of public site.

Hey kids quit meffing around.

Sarah told me ,Dustin just won't stop meffing with everyone.

Sarah told Kyle about Dustin meffing with people. Dustin told everyone a different state when asked where he was moving. Jackson said he wasnt meffing with him anymore though.

by Rochester2018washell666 February 4, 2019

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019

Mifflin Stick

A stick no longer than 20 inches that can be used to get the attention of somebody who is either asleep or not concentrating

Carole's nodded off again, get the Mifflin stick and give her a poke Duncan

by The Perpetrator June 29, 2019