methane angel

A beautiful woman who has a bad habit of leaving sick SBD's around people.

The Methane Angel I work with actually asked; "Why do people seem to clear a room when I come in.

by [e-mail] October 10, 2015

Meathands

Someone who handles meat suspiciously and cross contaminates also 99% of the time their first name is Eddy, Ed, Eric, or all of the above

Boy that kid needs to get away from the grill he’s totally being a meathands

by Hungdood69 August 1, 2019

Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.

Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!

by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020

methane manwich

When you squat over someone, inserting their face between ya ass cheeks and fart in their mouth.

Susan was snoring in her sleep so I posted up and dropped a methane manwich down her throat.

by FireDaddy-D December 12, 2021

meathang

Meathang is defined as the excess of labia minora that protrudes past the labia majora of the female vagina which occurs in some women during puberty.

Jane and Rachel's vagina has meathang, although Jane's was much more prominent.

by Zana1 April 4, 2022

Methane Muncher

a person who likes to sniff farts

Ayden is a little methane muncher.

by Libby.elaine._ October 9, 2023