Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .

That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .

by handle me like a man March 30, 2017

Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.

“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

by TTom1000000 September 26, 2018

fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.

Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-

by jxdnbae February 28, 2021

got yo bitch on me like a fo’ whiiluh

Some shit a drunk ass man from Detroit said. Meaning the bitch is sitting on him like a four wheeler, probably most likely fucking.

GOT YO BITCH ON ME LIKE A FO’ WHIILUH

by Tood Ashley69 December 13, 2018

played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

by cicero central 22 April 26, 2014

don't look at me like your mama don't feed you

another way of saying "don't look at me like that."

Fred: STFU.
Tom: (gives weird look)
Fred: Don't look at me like your mama don't feed you!

by Ali-san October 16, 2008