big lip mcraney is a legendary warrior said to take the life force of every unfortunate soul during marching season who is put on parade rest for the event. there are many different rumors as to how he came to be big lip mcraney. The first legend told, those by the great 2016 band members, is this:
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
trumpet: dude, i didn't learn my sets. what's gonna happen to me?!
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
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What used to be a good site, has turned into a disaster. I used to tell myself they aren't a rip off of neo, but they are. It's like when mara comes out with something "new" it looks just like something from neo. Like Codestones on Mara are exactlly like secret stones on Neo. The staff members don't give a damn about the site what so ever, and the owner surely doesn't either. As long as he's getting Account Upgrade money that can take him on vacations, hes keeping the site. The forums are starting to turn perverted, even though this is mainly a childs website, which will eventually end up in a lawsuit from a parent. There is no point in the rules as nobody enforces them. And there are gliches ALL the time, don't think this is a reliable site. I mean, Mara-Halloween Came in November, because evidentlly his WHOLE ENTIRE team was sick. Oh please. Theres always an excuse, and never progress, never play on here.
Marapets used to be a good site, until the owner stopped being interested in running it, and more interested in spending the sites profits on himself.
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Marapets, where to begin....A popular virtual petsite, mainly because how horribly its run.
Lets start with staff
Overpowered, lazy, don't care. A few words to describe them. And seven active staff members to run over 2000 members a day. worthless. Forums aren't watched, and a rule is broken on every board. But they don't care. They ignore it, I've been told myself by a staff member "if to many forums get reported, we just delete them all lol"
Now originality.
Can you say neopets? Yeah, basically everything is based of neo because the retarded fag running the site has no imagination. Have you seen how many fairys there are? Screams neo. And the graphics, constantly changing style.
Adds.
Pornographic, and nude adds are normal to see, not much else to say there.
Help.
I already said help from staff is not possible, so how about talking to the owner? Not gonna happen either. I sent an email two years ago and still haven't gotten an answer. He probably just ignores them. All he does is realease account upgrades and go on vacation with the money people spend on the site.
Speaking of Account Upgrades.
There all fairy, which is a rip off of neo. Anybody who buys one is immune to being banned or getting in trouble because you just helped the owner pay for his next vacation.
Timing.
Things come out when they aren't even finished. And they always "glitch" that just means the lazy ass mother fucker running the site didn't finish coding it, but wants members to stick around so he half ass realeses it anyway. Things "promised" two years ago still haven't began. Buts thats because it doesn't earn him money so he doesn't care.
13 and under.
You supposedly have to be 13 and over to use communication, but kids well under 10 are always playing on the forums and talking to people. Exposing them to porno adds is going to get him a legal case.
I hope that bastard gets sued, and burns in hell.
The owner of marapets is the biggest waste of sperm and egg. The best part of him ran down his mother's leg!
Marapets, where to begin....A popular virtual petsite, mainly because how horribly its run.
Lets start with staff
Overpowered, lazy, don't care. A few words to describe them. And seven active staff members to run over 2000 members a day. worthless. Forums aren't watched, and a rule is broken on every board. But they don't care. They ignore it, I've been told myself by a staff member "if to many forums get reported, we just delete them all lol"
Now originality.
Can you say neopets? Yeah, basically everything is based of neo because the retarded fag running the site has no imagination. Have you seen how many fairys there are? Screams neo. And the graphics, constantly changing style.
Adds.
Pornographic, and nude adds are normal to see, not much else to say there.
Help.
I already said help from staff is not possible, so how about talking to the owner? Not gonna happen either. I sent an email two years ago and still haven't gotten an answer. He probably just ignores them. All he does is realease account upgrades and go on vacation with the money people spend on the site.
Speaking of Account Upgrades.
There all fairy, which is a rip off of neo. Anybody who buys one is immune to being banned or getting in trouble because you just helped the owner pay for his next vacation.
Timing.
Things come out when they aren't even finished. And they always "glitch" that just means the lazy ass mother fucker running the site didn't finish coding it, but wants members to stick around so he half ass realeses it anyway. Things "promised" two years ago still haven't began. Buts thats because it doesn't earn him money so he doesn't care.
13 and under.
You supposedly have to be 13 and over to use communication, but kids well under 10 are always playing on the forums and talking to people. Exposing them to porno adds is going to get him a legal case.
I hope that bastard gets sued, and burns in hell.
The owner of marapets is the biggest waste of sperm and egg. The best part of him ran down his mother's leg!
Marapets is horrible
by MPetsplayer April 20, 2009
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First of all, Marapets copied Tombola. They should be sued.
Second of all, the Marapet homepage is completely filled up with crap. The Neopets homepage has the ads on the top and bottom, not midway into the page like Marapets.
Secondly, Marapets completely screwed up their game.They add ugly little manga drawings to depict their games such as dress up, which shows a Paris Hilton lookalike doing her makeup.
Thirdly, compared to Neopets, it doesn't compare. Neopets shows variety while Marapets unsuccessfully mushes up Marapets and yourself into the game and it simply comes out as craptasticlar crap.
Fourthly, Marapets fans claim that Neopets forces you to pay. They DON'T force you to pay. It's the people's choices. Blame the people. I play Neopets and I sure as hell don't pay, and I am not thinking of doing it anytime soon.
First of all, Marapets copied Tombola. They should be sued.
Second of all, the Marapet homepage is completely filled up with crap. The Neopets homepage has the ads on the top and bottom, not midway into the page like Marapets.
Secondly, Marapets completely screwed up their game.They add ugly little manga drawings to depict their games such as dress up, which shows a Paris Hilton lookalike doing her makeup.
Thirdly, compared to Neopets, it doesn't compare. Neopets shows variety while Marapets unsuccessfully mushes up Marapets and yourself into the game and it simply comes out as craptasticlar crap.
Fourthly, Marapets fans claim that Neopets forces you to pay. They DON'T force you to pay. It's the people's choices. Blame the people. I play Neopets and I sure as hell don't pay, and I am not thinking of doing it anytime soon.
by CrazyGaga May 10, 2009
Get the Marapets mug.Marapets is simply a cheap imitation of Neopets.com. As a virtual pet site, it's far from unique and the graphics and art on the site is of poor quality. Although the site does offer quite a few features, they often appear the same as they do on Neopets.com only less organised, even their flash games are from other sites.
by X-Man January 3, 2006
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