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e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.
After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.
by AlanHarper February 23, 2009
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mazella

A name for those who love to go whale hunting but instead get so hocked up on steroids that they end up in brazil hunting prairie dogs with an elephant gun.
I just went and did some Mazella.
by Jon Adonailo November 18, 2006
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Mazeltov Cocktail

When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.
Michael was thrilled to throw his messy, Mazeltov Cocktail directly in Louise's face.
by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016
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Mazeltov

When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.
We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.

I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011
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Mazeltov cocktail

When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"

So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
by lindalongarms February 22, 2019
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mazelpod

A turd with corn in it.
Thats a pretty ornate mazelpod floating around in the bowl.
by DanR1960 May 2, 2008
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The Maelstrom

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005
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