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Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.
A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."
by EvasionX2 May 5, 2011
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Maxton

He looks like my English teacher. He is so short. He will be 4'11 forever and ever and ever. The only person who will ever be shorter than him is.. oh wait, no one :). He is smart and retarded. He looks like Mr. Cheney as a baby on crack. He'll probably die alone but you know what, that's ok, at least he'll have Mr. Cheney. Max gives terrible hugs. Max laughs at everything. He doesn't do his math homework and has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle
Maxton is short and looks like an English teacher who can't do math.
Maxton doesn't do his math homework, what a loser.
by i hate daniel January 16, 2020
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maxxorz

An 'L337' way of saying 'maximum' that teenagers use to seem cool. Guys at gamestores seem to say it a lot in certain areas, too.
Guy: Dude, lookit my new videogame!
Guy #2: Halo 2? That game roxxorz maxxorz!
by K November 27, 2004
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Elder Maxson

Elder Maxson is man who is in the fallout series made by Bethesda studios, in most of the fallout series he is the powerful leader of the BrotherHood of steel.

Elder Maxson character traits: big brown puffy coat, slicked back black hair, and is probably a guy who wears eyeshadow.
Elder Maxson is the kind of eyeshadow
by Wow you read the bottom November 20, 2020
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maxxing

V. Used to describe when a person is going to shop or is shopping at TJMaxx.
"Hey, Katie! Do you want to go Maxxing today?"
"We're Maxxing right now, I'll call you later."
by KatieBurn April 7, 2007
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Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.
Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."
by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009
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Maxbond

Someone who is super cool in the world of world of Iron Grip Marauders.
The name is bond.... Maxbond.
by Tomez January 3, 2012
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