The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:
The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.
The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.
The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
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The meaning of the name Maxwell is From Maccus' Spring
The origin of the name Maxwell is English
Notes: English surname.
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The origin of the name Andrew is Greek
Notes: Andrew was the first apostle of Christ. Andrew Wyeth, artist. Andrew Jackson, 7th president of the U.S. Andrew Johnson 17th president of the U.S.
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The origin of the name Long is Chinese
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If someone was to call you a Maxwell Andrew Long, do not be offended. This is the greatest compliment someone can get. This means that you are the highest coolest strongest of anyone.
The meaning of the name Maxwell is From Maccus' Spring
The origin of the name Maxwell is English
Notes: English surname.
-The meaning of the name Andrew is Manly
The origin of the name Andrew is Greek
Notes: Andrew was the first apostle of Christ. Andrew Wyeth, artist. Andrew Jackson, 7th president of the U.S. Andrew Johnson 17th president of the U.S.
-The meaning of the name Long is Dragon
The origin of the name Long is Chinese
Notes: Dragons are the sexiest creatures on earth.
If someone was to call you a Maxwell Andrew Long, do not be offended. This is the greatest compliment someone can get. This means that you are the highest coolest strongest of anyone.
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the Bedroom Dog Killer? He's struck again!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.
Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.
Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!
by Corporal Bloho April 11, 2019
Get the Pink Maxwell mug.A Maxwell Street Polish consists of a grilled all-beef Polish sausage topped with grilled onions and yellow mustard and the optional sport peppers, on a bun. The sandwich was first created by Jimmy Stefanovic, a Macedonian immigrant, who took over his aunt and uncle's hot-dog stand (now Jim's Original) in Chicago's Maxwell Street marketplace in 1939.
The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.
Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.
Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.
Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.
Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
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