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Mausberg

An highly underrated rap artist (found by Dj Quik) that was shot in Compton CA.
He was robbed at his home and shot twice on the 4th of July, 2000.
Many people belived that he was going to be west side version of Notorious B.I.G. The MC that everybody was going to feel.
Mausberg is also a shotgun.
It ain't no competition 'cuz I be knockin' walls down
Strategize and break a nigga grill for the crown
Not a troublemaker, but like to finish what a coward started
I turn the smartest niggas retarded, I'm cold hearted
-- Mausberg - Ring King
by Mr. Phenom June 4, 2008
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Mausami

a super sweet girl who just makes you want to smile everytime you see her.
Isn't she just a Mausami?
by Imasuam May 30, 2011
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Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.
Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!
by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005
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maury show

on the show...
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.
I watch the maury show anytime i wanna feel like a retard.
by pimpsville August 9, 2004
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Maksymilian

The Slavic version of "Maximilian". Same virtues and skills, but blond and blue-eyed.
He's Maksymilian. Bad ass MOFO. Drinks vodka like a fish and the Moscow mafia don't mess with him.
by Virtual Jesus February 6, 2010
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Madusy

"Mu-Du-See" Its the nasty smell that is caused by having sexual intercourse. Its when the male ejaculate reaches the inside of the female's vagina.
I don't want to know what my brother was doing with his girlfriend but it smells like Madusy in here.
by moorebounce February 17, 2010
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maesyn

Maesyn is a beautiful name 1st recorded in 2006.Maesyn is a strong powerful name that stands at attention.Maesyn is mostly used for those girls that are to pretty for common names.Maesyn has that ring that goes with any last name.
Did you see how pretty she is she looks like a Maesyn
by Yourknow April 3, 2018
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