by Chris333 April 20, 2007
Get the maulage mug.A God forsaken island forgotten in the middle of the Med. The "hub" of Europe, Malta has been backdoored by every conceivable power that crossed Europe from the Greeks to the Romans, from the Arabs to the Templars, from the French to the Brits with some Vikings, Phoenicians, Carthagenians, Spaniards, Germans, Venitians and Sicilians thrown in to add some spice. In his many travels Marco Polo never came to Malta and Genghis Khan had this to say: "Ah Marrtah! Bin Lei Chat Hai". Hitler vowed to destroy the island and sent the Italians to bomb the island in WWII. Fortunately we dont speak German now and we proudly carry the George Cross for bravery. They say that the last of the Romanhofs fled to Malta.
by Tsarina December 28, 2005
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Get the Malta mug.a European based country in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, it is internationally recognized as a fully soveirgn country, it is part of the EU since 2004 and its history is so incredibly interesting. With Malta, believe it or not. Colonizing some land in the Caribbean. Also with its amazing history, its FULL of historical landmarks and game of thrones was shot here and the capital city of Valletta is made FULLY of limestone
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