matussy

material girlussy

look at her, such a matussy

by matussyowner February 13, 2022

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

Hot matuso

Hot matuso is a condition where a man suffers from a period of wide-awakeness/sleepnessless after a post-coital/post masturbatory nap. It can last hours and ruins a good night's sleep.

"I thought you went to bed at 10?"
"Tactical error, mate. Had terrible hot matuso, was up until 3am watching episodes of Deep Space 9"

by Double Sugarplay July 14, 2019

Matus

Verb, To throw up on yourself and fart at the same time.

"Oh shit guys, I just Matussee all over myself."

by To Scott Matus August 6, 2015

Matushan

The definition of Matushan, is usually a Sri Lankian person who owns a curry shop, and get easily angry.

"He's such a Matushan."

by pseudonym932 February 8, 2022

matuskey

a really white cracka who gets ass every day

wow that matuskey just banged them 3 hoochies in one day

by anonymous November 17, 2004

Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018