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Oh matron!

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.
''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''
by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013
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Mature Buck

An older, handsome man. A DILF. The female version of a cougar.
“I’d really like to take that mature buck back to my place tonight” “The young doe was seeking her mature buck”
by Emmariehickman November 16, 2019
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mauro

Mauro is a half god thats way to beautifull for these peasants. If you see him, you have to give him al your money you posses.
Robber : Give my al your f*ing money!
Mauro : My name is Mauro you peasant normie
Robber : *chokes on diamonds in his lungs*
by mauro_is_bea April 15, 2019
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Matroxulate

Noun or Verb (Usually)

To use a word that has absolutely no meaning or appropriate context whatsoever.

One most often matroxulates to confuse people, but matroxulation is NOT a code word (which does have a hidden meaning)

The word matroxulate is often used as a matroxulation of itself, see examples.
Shove your matroxulate into my matroxulate and matroxulate as hard as you can.

The dog was matroxulated by its owner; a felony in most states.

I ride my matroxulate to work.

If you matroxulate REALLY hard, you'll get into heaven!

Don't forget to wear a matroxulate every time!!! AIDS stops for no matroxulate!

Her matroxulate was slimy and sticky.

He missed her and matroxulated all over the floor.

Your mom gave me a matroxulate last night.

It was akward when the father walked into his bedroom and saw his daughter and wife matroxulating with some drunk guy, who was jiggling his matroxulator. He grabbed his 12 Guage matroxulator and chased the drunk matroxulator to timbuk two.

Don't forget to bring a matroxulate!

To matroxulate or not to matroxulate; that is the matroxulation.

We matroxulated in the back seat of the car. I won.
by Allah-Was-A-JEW! January 28, 2008
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mauro

Ethymologically, "coming from Mauritania", currently an italian first name.
Thanks to you Mauro, you're such a special person.
by Ephestione July 12, 2006
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Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.
Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009
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matronising

When a woman explains something to a man in a patronising way. The female equivalent of mansplaining.
"Judy, would you stop it with the constant matronising"
by xXdeadpollXx September 20, 2016
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