matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

mathmatitude

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.

That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!

by Tojorisin February 4, 2015

manumatic

An automated system that requires a lot of manual intervention to keep it working.

This database should make things easier but it’s very manumatic.

by Pw12 July 21, 2019

Matumbo

A bit of an idiot/dunce/doylem.

Dave: I boiled the bread
John: matumbo

by GingerWord134 October 29, 2019

matusala

Someone whit the biggest dick (at least 10 inches). Someone who is smart but dumb at the same time.

Matusala its hanging out again!!!

by Lildickiiii April 22, 2021

mathmacurate

To be accurate in a mathematical sense.

1. Although she is a bore, Linda is a mathmacurate
accountant.
2. The way you solved those equations was totally
mathmacurate.

by Pete McC! December 24, 2007

matmance

A "bromance" for grapplers and Jiu Jitsu players.....

Howie & Tim were doing Jiu Jitsu and have developed a "matmance"!

by timmyjitsu303 October 16, 2012