Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Matthew dobbin

Sleeping

Matthew dobbin is sleeping

by strathyisposh November 23, 2021

Matthew driver

A full explanation of a bad driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver

by kyliieanne January 8, 2022

Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves

matthew dave has a porn hub account

by devo.jay July 11, 2022

matthew davies

A submissive freak/femboy/gay boy.

That weirdo matthew davies is a freak

by Johhny the Donny September 16, 2022

Matthew drinkwater

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea

Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

matthew drinkwater

a not sigma male who spends all day on Fortnite. He also has the tendency to be so glued to his console he doesn’t shave. Matthew is a quite obsequious little boy. He loves playing baseball with his friends and dreams of playing on varsity. Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll slam his gatorade bottle down!!

please get Matthew Drinkwater to shave!!!

by TheFortnitesigma January 18, 2024