Matsuhara

A japanese last name. It's means "to be the shit" or "the best at everything" people are generally jealous of Matsuhara's because of their good looks, brains, and over all swagger. very family oriented and stick together no matter what. A genuinely loving and caring group of people.

"bitches can suck my dick because I'm a matsuhara"

by ayemawussyoname October 20, 2009

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

Dice k matsuzaka

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)

Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007

Matsubara

Usually refering to a man with a gigantic dick and unmatched beauty. Matsubara's get all of the ladies and fucks them so hard till their nose bleeds. Also refering to a man who is charming and hot.

"that man is such a matsubara"

"look at that bulge he must have a Matsubara in their"

" i do not ever think i could fit a matsubara in my mouth"

" i had sex with a matsubara last night and now i can not even walk"

by big dick playa May 1, 2009

mastubation

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

by t00t May 13, 2005

Matsuzaka gyroball

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.

Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

by Fa;ksjdfa;sdfie November 20, 2006

matsutake

1) Japanese mushroom

2) Head and shaft of a penis (reference to the mushroom which bears a striking resemblance to male genitalia)

1) this matsutake is delicious.

2) ore no matsutake wo tebero (eat my dick!)

by Noah and Eisuke January 5, 2009