Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

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Madison Alamia

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.

Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...

by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011

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When you read about a Madison a lot of you will think, oh she is gorgeous and she’s got everything going for her, and well she’s just perfect! But actually you need to dig a little deeper, they’ll read about the others and how they talk about how great they are and it makes them sadder. Because they know it isn’t real and inside they’re hurting. They think they’re fat, not pretty, and DOESNT have a boyfriend. They don’t have the luck. You’ll be happy sometimes but all the other times she’ll secretly go away crying hoping someone will notice... except no one does. ‘Hey Madison your grandpa just died’ one more thing to add to the things I cry about.. if you know a Madison it’s most likely she’s trying to lighten up but those feelings will always be with her so make her feel wanted and loved cause she won’t be.

Poppy: oh Madison’s fine, she’s laughing and smiling!
Madison: *in head* well inside I’m actually breaking down...
Amber: yeah your right, she’ll be fine let’s go hang out without her!
Madison: *in head* no! please!
Poppy: wow! I’ve taught you well, LETS GO!

This was written by a Madison...
😭😪😞😣

by mygrandpajustdied August 5, 2018

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Madison Montgomery

A stone cold bitch who likes hard drinking, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something.

"Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me." - Madison Montgomery

by Voodoo Bitch Queenie January 10, 2014

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