Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

Matias

A sex goddess, who can get any girl, will win any fight, he is very funny and cool and sexy. A god, a anime god. Gets more pussy than you. Can create and destroy the world.

Matias is the best!

I know right?

by Only the truth here March 11, 2018

manics fan

Glitter as rebellion, slogans as politics, now an increasingly endangered species. Famous for scary levels of devotion.

'Muse seem to have lots of old manics fans nowadays'.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Matias

Matias is the hottest fucking kid you’ll ever meet. He gets the most fucking pussy and has sex everyday he fucks girls on a daily and all the girls want him inside of them.

Person 1: oh jheeeeez he’s fucking hot
Person 2: ya duh he’s Matias

Person 1: I want his dick in my pussy right now

by Xxygzz_jr March 18, 2019

bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.

For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

manics

Short term for Manic Street Preachers, a Welsh rock band.

"Did you see the manics in the end?"

by TimFS October 24, 2004

Matisse

Matisse, the best person in the world. She is beautiful inside and out, her smile lights up the world and her small eyes bring a smile to your face. She has eyebrows that are slayed to the Gods and highlight that always be popping. Her personality bangs, she acts all shy but when you get to know her she bare weird and crazy but that's cute when it not annoying.

Guy 1: Wasn't Matisse slaying today.
Guy 2: Yh, don't you have a girl though
GUy 1: Matisse makes all other girls irrelevan

by .YourDad. July 17, 2016