Mathews

The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.

The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence

by sarasmellsweird October 29, 2020

Matheas

AKA mj

Real ass nigga.

"That nigga Matheas a real one."

by mjthedon November 14, 2021

Micah Mathews

Pretty cool guy you should date him. He is very cool.

Micah Mathews goes to the park

by James Caffrey January 20, 2021

Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.

Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."

by Drydess August 27, 2017

Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.

"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"

by leave me malone October 11, 2018

Matthewism

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Mathews

Mathews is a wonderful person to be around. They are loving and excellent in bed.

Mr Mathews went to the bathroom

by TheBabyPunisher November 22, 2021