Mateja

Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very funny person with a very good personality. He has a lot of friends. His friends think he is very funny and attractive. He is not gay, though. He is not homophobic either. He is better at everything and a Chinese mf Fillip. He is a very professional gamer. He has a dick size of a large cucumber.

Ohh, look at that hot guy over there. He must be Mateja
He probably has a big dick

by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019

mattea

shes the type of girl who says shes not sensititve but really is. she could sometimes be kinda mean but overall shes pretty nice, she has a nice music taste and is quiet around other people but loud in front of her friends. shes rlly pretty and gets good grades, shes misunderstood and doesnt have the greatest life people think she has.

woah shes cool
yea shes def a mattea

by rose..flower February 18, 2021

Marco Materazzi

One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.

Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”

by Musical_box October 7, 2006

Mateja

A girl that you just cant get enough off.She is beautiful,smart,the most caring person you will meet.Mateja's boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world. She is usually beautiful with a great sense of humor.She is just perfect.
Also really hot

Wow who is that girl
Her name is mateja she is so pretty

by A very fluffy guy January 9, 2018

Mateja

Mateja is a girl that loves adventure and won’t back down from a challenge. She acts tough around most people but when you get to know her she’s the goofiest person you will ever meet. She’s the kind of girl who will break out in a spontaneous dance routine at any given moment if she with her close friends. Mateja is the kind of girl you either love to death or you hate. But be careful that you don’t get on her bad side because it’s a dark place over there. Mateja is also very athletic and usually comes in size beautiful (or about 5’2- 5’6)

Girl 1: Look at that girl. What a Mateja. I wish I was her
Girl 2: I know she’s so pretty and funny!

by Dinosaysrawr February 14, 2021

Mattea

A super bad ass spontanois chickita with a great sense of humor. Pretty edgy and super hot
she's the kinda girl who could punch a guy in the balls if they say the wrong thing but weak if you press the right buttons.
thinks 60's rock is the shit and hates starbucks. they usually read wierd webcomics about grey kids with horns.

Boy1: damn that girl is such a Mattea
Boy2: oh fuck man she's looking our way act natural.

by anonumas May 3, 2013

Mateja

He is white like Heaven but gets Black like hell in summer. Maybe he‘ll love u but maybe he will kill u.If he does love u,he loves u very much.
If wants to Kill u he will tsukuyomi u with his mangekyou sharingan. if you do not know what that is he is disappointed as hell :(

Yeah, Mateja is my real Name...

by Kirito kun July 23, 2019