Masturwait

fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video is buffering

Leave me alone!!
Why?
I'm masturwaiting!!

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

masturwaiting

Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.

John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.

by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010

Masturwait

When a man, usually in a bukkake situation, stimulates his genitals to remain erect, without the intent of reaching orgasm.

I filmed this bukkake video last weekend, and there were 16 guys that came before me, so I had to masturwait for 34 minutes!

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

masturwaiting

The act of masturbating while waiting for a significant other to have sex with.

Alex was masturwaiting for at least 20 minutes before James arrived.

by orlando mun September 20, 2009

Mastershitter

A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously.

Ramsey you mastershitter, are you pooperbating again?

I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.

by HeWhoRoams March 24, 2009

masturhate

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

by hograndax March 16, 2009

Masturhating

Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.

Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.

by Masturhater September 2, 2010