Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Masturbatable

To be able to masturbate to

She’s well masturbatable

by Annros September 22, 2018

Masturbarathon

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank

"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"

by lewis_luther April 7, 2012

Masturblading

The act of masturbating while rollerblading.

To the horror of the now scarred onlookers, Steve was caught masturblading in Central Park.

by DevourTheLiving June 23, 2008

Masturbleating

The act of watching a movie whilst sitting/lying upside down.

-It's poor form to flip the screen when masturbleating.

-If we're going to start dating, I think that you should know that I have been known to masturbleat occasionally.

by Captain McG February 20, 2011

Masturblacktion

The process of muting a Rebecca Black YouTube video to be able to masturbate to it.

Father: "Son, I feel like we need to talk about something..." Son: "Dad I saw you doing some masturblacktion last night."
Father: "Don't tell your mother."

by Mr. Word Knower July 22, 2011

masturblaze

The act of getting blazed and masturbating.

My girlfriend broke up with my last night so all I did was masturblaze.

by navigable August 31, 2013