Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.
His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.
His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.
by EHiW May 12, 2008
Get the Masturlate mug.This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.
Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!
by Mast of the World May 7, 2010
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A spatula like object used for fun and/or torture, specifically designed for use by a Serena (see "bouncy Scorpio").
"My mantula is bigger than your mantula."
"No, mine is" said Serena. "Now bend over and take it like a puss! You've been a bad manager, haven't you?"
"No, mine is" said Serena. "Now bend over and take it like a puss! You've been a bad manager, haven't you?"
by Storm5 December 16, 2008
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The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.
The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.
by t00t May 13, 2005
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The act of strutting one's stuff online.
An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.
Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.
An online form of male masturbation.
The act of strutting one's stuff online.
An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.
Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.
An online form of male masturbation.
"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
by DjDave71 March 4, 2008
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by Degeneracy December 4, 2010
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