mastasia

Having absolutely humongous titties. When you think humungous, think even bigger than that. Poor girls will have back problems all of life, carrying around titties that weigh more than the rest of their bodies.

I like big boobies, but mastasia is way way too much!

by MCJeffree February 20, 2007

mastastic

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Maserati Hottie

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010

masta

1) One who defeats another; a victor.
2) An expert of a certain skill.
3) A worker qualified to teach apprentices.
4) A person who is above the status of a master.

1) I am the loser and he is the masta.
2) He is a masta of the sword.
3) That person is a masta who trains others.
4) MaStA ViC is considered a masta.

by Undisqualified January 12, 2005

mastabeta

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by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005