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mashin' cookies

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!
> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really mashin' cookies!?
by rich rick August 3, 2007
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mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.
Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!
by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017
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Mashin’ Ho

Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.
Rachel is my mashin’ ho.

This party is full of mashin’ hos.

Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.
ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.
by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009
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Mashin' DickHeads

A Southern Maine term for a group of friends hanging out
"Yeah guy.. are we mashin' dickheads after work, bub?"
by ajc929me October 5, 2011
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Tater mashing

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.
by heynow21 January 22, 2013
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