Trashy Martini

Take a shot of Vermouth and chase with an olive. It's kind of like a normal martini but you get drunk much faster

Emily was a firefighter so halloween and wanted to get trashed fast but still remain somewhat classy so she had trashy martini's

by drunkfirefighter October 30, 2012

Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018

Martinique

While frequently thought to refer to an island in the eastern Caribbean, Martinique can also refer to that special type of lady in one's life whose kick-assedness, sexiness, and sense of humor put all other women to shame. She is a molotov cocktail of verve and elan, with just a hint of swagger. She is also reputed to be a tiger in the sack.

Man 1: You see that supersexyfly girl over there?

Man 2: She's totally Martinique.

by Dr. Octogynecologist February 3, 2010

Diablo Martini

A form of the drink Martini. Called Diablo Martini cause it gives you a devil of a good time.

"You having a good time?" "I'm having a diablo martini... dig it"

by Maul May 6, 2005

marioing

(mar-ee-oo-ing)
1. The act of walking in such a way that you drive the person you are walking next to off the sidewalk because you can't walk in a straight line.

2. The act of not being able to walk completely straight.

I had to walk ahead of everybody on the way to Taco Bell cuz Mario was MARIOING me.

by d-l-m December 6, 2010

roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.

Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.

by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017