to be so fuckin sexy, handsome, husband material, capable of turning on any female, cooking best food, being the funniest human being.
by Salma882003 January 7, 2022
Get the Marianoing mug.A person who who loves to keep his favorite people around. He is the one one who cares for everyone tries to fix things and guess what? Wins in the end
by Anubby February 4, 2019
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Martano • martanota • mariano • Martino • marrano • Mariano Rivera • marianosky • martand • Martino Dutchboy • Mariano Castano
A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not
Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
by MCLX June 12, 2018
Get the mariano's law mug.When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.
PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
by Mariano. October 4, 2021
Get the Mariano Law mug.The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023
Get the Christian Martinoli mug.Phil thought we would get kicked out of the bar because his eyes were bloodshot, but he was just experiencing maranoia.
by BrettMiller September 22, 2005
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