maotai

Very strong alcoholic beverage of china.

He drank a bottle of maotai and blacked out.

by The Wok April 14, 2008

Quick Marta

Make someone fall in love with you, then proceed to leave to another country once you have their heart.

*Brian* Max are you gonna go out with your girlfriend tonight?
*Max* *Crying* No! She pulled a quick Marta! She’s gone *More sobbing*

by TheeRealMarjorie January 24, 2018

Ridin the MARTA bus

1. Utilizing the public transit system in Atlanta, GA.

2. Drawlin, trippin, outta pocket; generally being a bitch or an asshole

1. Young woman of ill repute: "Can i get a ride wit you?"

Atl hustla: "Bitch you do not ride wit me; bitch you ride the MARTA bus!

2. Young philly teen#1: "Ms Lee has really been ridin the MARTA bus lately.

Teen #2: "Lately?! She rides the Marta bus hard as shit all the TIME!"

by dirtsprobly January 12, 2010

martia

A layed back chiled young lady with a lot of class, sweethearted but don't mistake her kindness for a weakness snap when she feels it's needed a attractive young lady and don't mind putting her hands on a bitch if she needs to thick and knows how to keep a man

EMartia is attractive as can

by snapping season December 30, 2013

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Martie

Martie’s have the most amazing personalities out of all of your friends. They have a wonderful sense of humor and will brighten your day when she smiles. Martie’s are naturally flirty and will make all boys drool. They are strong inside and out and always know the way to your heart. She will help you when you need it and never leave your side if she trusts you. Martie’s are very athletic and good at all sports they want to be good at. If Martie cares about something she will not give up on that dream and do everything in her power to make it happen. Martie’s can be your best friend or your worst nightmare if you do something bad to her or someone she cares about. She will always try to do the right thing and what she thinks is best. You should cherish your time with Martie because if she doesn’t trust you she will move on because she has many other people waiting for her; she lives by one policy: NEXT!

“Who datt”
“Martie”
“Wowwwww”

by yeeeeetus thy feeeeeeeetus May 22, 2019

Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.

Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ

by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008