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Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.
by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021
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mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.
kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE
by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
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Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".
Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?
by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010
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Mortimer

A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing
"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"
by Bctime January 2, 2017
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Maritime Canadain

Not Irish, but a hell of a lot more Irish then Irish Americans.

We have an accent, are music is Celtic, we are Catholic (unlike Irish Americans) and we know how to drink.
I don't consider myself a true Irishman but i'm the closest thing to one.

Sean's from the Maritimes, hes so much more Irish then John from Idaho.

I am Maritime Canadain
by dougman48569653257 September 12, 2009
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Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)
lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!
by Daniel uce October 12, 2007
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Suny Maritime Football

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team
hey did you go to the game the other night,

responce.. no i had something better to do

... what was that ........ poke my eyes out

hey did you hear about the game this weekendto watch "suny maritime football"...... no

im thinking about trying out for our football team..... why because you feel bad for the hearing impared and you want to help there self esteem
by joker2727 November 30, 2009
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