Manwich Table

A table at which you eat manwich, play board games, and put innocent young children in chokeholds, often resulting in them kicking your knees.

Y’all wanna go sit at the manwich table?

by manwich enthusiast May 28, 2020

Manwich

Manwich is a male Sandwich.

Galvin is in a club and after a couple of Drinks decides to dance up close and personal to the only man on the dance floor............. forming the perfect MANWICH

by daddy January 27, 2004

Manwich

A sandwich made up of leftovers from previous meals, and any other foodstuffs found lying about. There is no such thing as a typical manwich.

Manwiches can be found in all walks of life, but are particularly common on camping trips.

Ally: Fancy something to eat?
David: Yeah, sure. What we got?
Ally: Bread, bacon, jam, syrup, cereal. What do you fancy?
David: MANWICH!!!

by beetlejuiceecis February 16, 2009

Manwich

a human male, who is extremely attractive in physical appearence; one who is delicious enough to "eat". Varies upon appetite.

Julie, did you see that guy, he's a total manwich!

David Beckham is a manwich supreme!

Damn girl, he ain't no manwich, look at them rolls!

by Something Scary April 13, 2009

brain damage manwich

When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.

I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

Manwich

A manwich is another name for a cockmeat sandwich(bj) but has a catchy tune which makes it a lot funnier.

You dont have to be a man to like manwich, you dont have to be a witch either its true, you just have to enjoy a big tasty dinner, and enjoying some of that dinner on you.

by Liger Goat March 17, 2009

Manwich

A collection of various meat, and occasionally pickle, usually contained between two slices of bread. If the manwich contains enough meats, an additional layer may be added to be caintained between another slice of bread.
A manwich never contains vegetables (such as cucumber or lettuce) as that might make the manwich remotely healthy. The exception to this rule is the pickle, because it's pickle. Cheese is also an acceptable addition to the manwich.

Person 1: What you having for lunch?
Person 2: I dunno, I got some ham, leftover beef, pork, uh, turkey (I think) and some cheese.
Person 1: MANWICH TIME!

by CustodesAstartes December 13, 2010