mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

matimature

someone who can be mature at most important times in there life. yet can be immature at other times when you want to let the kid inside out

There is no example, It just says it cant be blank, so la de da da. Your so matimature.

by Lynnea October 11, 2008

manginaterian

homosexual vegetarian

did you know frank is a manginaterian? yup, all he eats is cock.

by harry clyde torus May 14, 2015

Mantittery

An act of exceptional foolishness, typically associated with an overweight human male subject, often shirtless. (Adjective; Mantitterous)

The manner in which that man threw a fit was textbook mantittery, I just wish he kept his shirt on.

by Chips Gearhard January 13, 2017

Mativated

Mativated - to feel motivated to form a friendship with another person.

A feel mativated to make that person a mate.

by Dicky Knee November 21, 2018

Manstipated

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.

"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009