Mosquito

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.

Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."

by The Kiwi God September 15, 2005

Mansquid

Mansquid Commonly know as (Mansquid),can be found in alot of hentai films or pawn shops and mostly consist of a man and a squid.
Often confused with Tentacle Monsters.

Hold still bitch! I'm about to go "Mansquid!"

That's one crazy "mansquid"

Dude! She's totally covered in "mansquid!"...This movie Rocks!

by The Big SK July 24, 2009

Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

by erp01 May 22, 2016

macaquito

A word in Spanish that means a little monkey
Should be used in a derogatory way

Person 1: vini is such a macaquito
Person 2: so is requis
Person 3: and that one guy Tyrone

by Vinicholas November 29, 2022

brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014

Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.

Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”

by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021

mosquito

little sluts that get around and bite everyone

that mosquito is a slut it got me and my guy

by kulogirl July 6, 2009