manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling December 28, 2005

Manpon

for one to apply gauze pad or a female's tampon into one's asshole to stop the bleeding from a rough rump hump.

after the raping ewolf gave to cakes,nos,fox,and deek they all bought a box of manpons to stop the bleeding.

by [e]SniperWolf June 11, 2003

manpon

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.

dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.

Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.

by angrydw4rf February 24, 2009

manpond

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.

You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.

by The Progrum November 11, 2009

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016