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Manflower

The moment when a guy, bends over in front of you in his birthday suit and you can see his penis hanging down to the ground; the testicals looliing like the lower leave on a flower leading up to the viewing of the star-shaped anus the looks like a sunflower. (the more hairy the anus are the better the flower looks)
I walked in to the bathroom and a guy was bent over with no clothes on; i saw his manflower! lmao
by oedipus complex extreme August 16, 2015
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The Mayflower

Name of the famous ship that landed at Plymouth Massachusetts
If you cant tell me in what year The Mayflower landed, you may have, well, a history problem
by Sexydimma October 8, 2020
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Manflowers

Anytime a woman gets a man, a man gift, or suprise that has a positive affect, in an unselfish, unsuspecting way that speaks volumes about how much she realy cares.
I had plans to watch the ND, UCLA football game. I was running late only to find out that the game selection had changed due to ND sucking. I had already given up and went to grab a beer. I turned around and the game was on. My wife bought the game for me for 21.95 on pay per view. I did not think about that option. I had never used it. I said wow you got me Manflowers, cause I know how much you hate football.
by Brian Patrick July 20, 2008
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manflower

Also known as DVDA. This is a sexual position that requires four males to simultaneously have sex with a woman vaginally and anally. The act is only achievable in a limited number of positions, but all of them resemble a flower; with the petals being composed of men's arms and legs, while the pistol and stamen are represented by the woman's arms and legs.
Oh dude, it was so awesome, there was this skank there that was in the middle of a manflower when I walked in a room looking for the shitter.
by B1gR1ch4rd July 22, 2010
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Manpower

The power of MAN. One must be very powerful in order to come close to the power of MAN. No one soul comprehends the MAN POWER. What is the MAN POWER? Well of course it involves penis in one way or another, but I can't tell you much more than that. It is a man trade secret. Truth is though, I've never actually experienced the power of man. Only a few enlightened individuals have. THE POWER OF MAN. MAN POWER.
I WANT TO FEEL YOUR MANPOWER
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Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 18, 2012
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Mayflowered

Abandoned, disappearing, vanish, without a trace, deuces
I came home to find my neighbors had moved. I got Mayflowered!
by Rich StaBone December 26, 2019
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