Chief keef (love Sosa monologue)

Chief keef is upset in his monologue because the “fuckers” are always in a barber shop talking shit about him (keef 45). Chief keef is telling these “fuckers” to “shut the fuck up” (keef 45). He then says that they are not shit he goes on to rant about these so called “fuckers” (keef 45). Eventually he keef states that if “another one of y’all motherfcukers starts talking shit about chief lied I’m fucking beating they ass (hits fist to hand with a bang)” (keef 47). That is the chief keef (love Sosa monologue).

Thomas talks to elijah about the chief keef (love Sosa monologue) at fye BEBINATOR practice.

by BEBINATOR January 15, 2019

Monologueing

Bogarting the conversation non-stop to where no-one else can get a word in.

"Calen, you're Monologueing us. Quit talking and go to the pot store already.

by Vinny Go Go June 7, 2018

manpologetics

Systemic justification for the bad (and even toxic or abusive) behavior of men, often made by incels or pick-me's defending misogyny, patriarchy, etc. Examples include glossing over a sexist remark with "he was just joking," interpreting an inappropriate crude comment as "giving a compliment" rather than sexual harassment; and interrupting constructive discourse on problematic male behavior with pleas of #NotAllMen.

Mikaela really came on strong with the manpologetics over that guy who served a woman he invited over for a dinner date unseasoned ground turkey and broccoli, which is not even a full meal (let alone bland and unappetizing).

by MahaKaruna November 9, 2020

vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008

monologue

A cheese Sandwich with mayonnaise. A staple of the White Trash, Redneck, Blue Collar, Stoner, or Skater Diet.

notes:

-A double-stacked monologue is a dialog
-A series of monologues can feed one or many
-A monologue with miracle whip is not a monologue at all.

If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself a monologue with extra fiber for later.

by DJ PunKtuality April 23, 2011

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class

Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?

by PretzelBob June 24, 2019