Dexter Manning

The coolest, funniest, sexiest, most awesomest drum-playing, video gaming British guy known to mankind. He's currently a co-star of the Machinima series "Sanity Not Included".

>Hey dude, didja watch last week's episode of Sanity Not Included?
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.

by HeyItsAndie April 21, 2011

Manninged

This occurs, especially in athletic events, when you realize the other team or perhaps the other person has so much more skill, power, strength, and all around greater abilities than you could even dream to have.

Tom Brady shook with fear when he saw Peyton Manning on the other side, he had just been Manninged

by The King13 February 26, 2008

Curtis Manning

The living contradiction to the term "The black guy always dies first."

Curtis Manning can be seen on 24 kicking ass side by side with Jack Bauer.

by pizzamanufdoom June 29, 2006

Manning

6'4 230 pound quarter back with a laser rocket arm

"They're not saying booooo, they're saying mooooovers" -Peyton Manning

by jwelsh March 24, 2007

Manning

Quite possible the sweetest name on Earth. Signifies athletic ability especially in areas such as football.

Oh look at that Manning over yonder, they are totally dominating the game.

by Carrie Anderson May 17, 2006

The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.

Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"

by Albert Manning January 7, 2015

The Manning

The act of manoeuvring ones testicles and anus directly on the face of a unsuspecting person, with the penis resting on top of the head.

Man I gave that girl The Manning

by Scottymarvel September 15, 2016