Park avenue manicure

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers
Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!
by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020
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Norse Manicure

Something really dirty. And sexual.
Girl, I want to give you a norse manicure so bad right now
by Thor2000000001 June 30, 2011
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Mexican manicure

To stick ones finger(s) in their asshole, and then proceed to bite your fingernails to trim them down.
Wow bob, your fingernails are really long, maybe you should give yourself a "mexican manicure".
by gunnerlock April 25, 2008
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Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.
Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy
by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014
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Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.
My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure
by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021
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The Manicured Mom

A men’s mental health focused egalitarian advocating for change for a better future for mom.
That argument for father’s rights was as good as the manicured moms.
by Tiktok drama queen April 23, 2022
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Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.
Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.
by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009
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