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Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008
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Management Trainee

A taxi driving, car washing, over worked, under paid person in their mid twenties wasting their college degree on learning to take it up the poop shoot from bitchy customers who can't fathem paying for a rental car.
I have a degree in animal biology. Yet, I'm a Management Trainee. Spending my days washing cars in a suit and tie in 90 degree weather for a whopping 10.46 per hour.
by eracer March 27, 2009
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Managon

Tedious joke name for a vehicle for hipsters.

The vehicle of choice for "Sponsored" round the world trips.
filmed for, and thrust upon an unwilling public to sate a relentless appetite for attention.

However it likely won't be mot'd this century. #vanlife #hipster #bohemian
#I've been building a managon for my vanlife holidays.
by Danmetallic November 15, 2017
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Management

The institution of watching without working, usually accompanied with a significantly higher salary.
Person 1: "Did anyone else notice the guy sleeping in the crew room earlier?"

Person 2: "No, man, he's with management."
by Drakeswarm October 30, 2010
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mantage

A montage consisting of manly, testosterony activities that only the grittiest, manly men can manage to cram into a series of clips.
Barats and Bereta really managed to compile quite a mantage, didn't they?
by anonymouswaffles December 7, 2007
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management bingo

an office game for yuppies and geeks

1. go to an office meeting

2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase

3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear
Collect phrases like :

"moving forward" (in the future)

"Growing the business"

"mental bandwidth"

"de-risk"

"develop a plan around"

"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)

"partner with" (in reference to another work group)

etc...

Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!

(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"
by P Taylor February 17, 2008
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babestation manager

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."
A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."
by Scuba99 June 28, 2012
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