mandle 

Man Lovehandles.
When a man has love handles or a"muffin top".

"Dude, your mandles don't need that second cupcake."

"He's cute, but his mandles are a turn off."

mandle by hairluver November 9, 2014

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

Megan's Mangled Produce by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Mandle 

A replacement to the word "handle" that implies only a man could handle the situation in question.

Dude, we've got a crate of beer left and we're leaving in an hour... do you think you can mandle it?

Mandle by DoMx March 28, 2010

Mandle Bars 

Extremely large and long sideburns. Synonomous with the term lamb chops or mutton chops.

Whoa man your mandle bars are growing huge!

Mandle Bars by R B September 19, 2008

Mangled 

The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output

Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'

Mangled by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018

Mangled 

When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west

Oi last night I was mangled off that MD

Mangled by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018

Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

Mangled Pineapple by Beckyac May 29, 2021