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The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
Strong, sexy, independent woman whose appearance and brains intimidate weak men. Handle with caution and care because she is very dangers when mad.
Guy1 " WoW did you see that Madlen yesterday?"
Guy2 " Oh ya, shes scares me but in a good way.."
Girl 1" Everyone wants to be a Madlen"
madlen by Madlen April 3, 2008

Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
Do a Mandela by Bert Large March 31, 2019

Adam Mandler 

CEO of Mandler corporation, said to have the largest tip within the observable universe. (could be every universe, who knows).
Adam Mandler stripped naked on the AGT stage to show the panel of judges his large tip.

Adam - “That's it, baby. That's my golden ticket. Come on, ride me. Take my golden tip to the fair."
Adam Mandler by Fiishy December 13, 2021

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
A girl who is hard to get. She doesn‘t trust or fall easily. She‘s strong independent girl who is always caring to others. She tries always to help others, make them feel comfortable and give them support. Madleen is an extrem intelegent girl that will never give up on you and always be by your side no matter what. She won’t judge you because she is very understanding. She gives the best advices. Once you become friends with her, you don‘t want to lose her anymore. Her inner beauty is great as her outer beauty along with her flowing hair. She is always looking to have a great time, & can be the life of the party. Everyday with her is a new adventure. You may never know everything about her. She’s a mystery that youll always want more. You should be careful because she has a soft heart. She’s the sexiest person, she is tricky though she puts up a wall and its strong so no one can knock it down. Every boy wants to date her. Her friends are all jealous of her body and beauty. You better don‘t mess with her because she is dangerous. She is a bitch to assholes and when someone pisses her of she goes full on bitch mode and will get the best comebacks.
Guy 1 : „wow did you see Madleen yesterday?“
Guy 2 : „Yeah, she looked so damn fine.“
Guy 1 : „I wish I would have a Madleen as girlfriend.“
Madleen by masha9999 January 12, 2019