Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.
Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
by weezarc May 18, 2010
Get the Mannequin Rudder mug.Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.
The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)
The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.
The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)
The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.
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He is the smartest person people know. He excels in school and with people. He is very outgoing, but if he doesn't like you then he just won't F with you. He is very athletic and is talented in sports. And has a very distinct and cool beard that people are jealous of. He is handsome too.
by Spaghetti 2015 August 22, 2016
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You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? -- Hobbit Fan, Clerks II
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by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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