Manchester is officially the greatest city in the world. It is the second city of the United Kingdom, London being first mainly because of government bias in funding. The city is the UK's most cultural boasting more museums than any other city except London due to funding bias. The city has an excellent integrated transport network and laughs in the face of scum like Brummies and Scousers.
From Manchester:
"I am a Mancunian, ha ha ha you Brummie Scum, go shit on it!"
"Oh my gosh you are a scouser? Ha ha ha ha scum!"
"I am a Mancunian, ha ha ha you Brummie Scum, go shit on it!"
"Oh my gosh you are a scouser? Ha ha ha ha scum!"
by David7842357684 March 15, 2008
City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).
Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.
by WatchingAmerica December 06, 2006
by Brickerribs March 03, 2019
1. A girl having very very small boobs. Her 'chest' would look just like that of a 'man'. So its called 'man-chester' OR
manchester!
2. A girl having no boobs at all. Thus her breast are like that of a man's chest. Hence Manchester.
manchester!
2. A girl having no boobs at all. Thus her breast are like that of a man's chest. Hence Manchester.
1. Yo gal! U so thin! U r just like a manchester!
2. Wear a padded bra gal. U ain't got no boobs. People myt call u a manchester!
2. Wear a padded bra gal. U ain't got no boobs. People myt call u a manchester!
by BigBomb July 19, 2009
The act of ejaculating on a females chest. Then proceeding to rip out some of your pubes or chest hair and throwing it into your ejaculation. Therefore giving her a man chest.
The Manchester...
The Manchester...
by WoodenFoot October 02, 2010
A girl with an especially small rack is known as a Manchester (Man-Chester) especially if her chest has no curves or definition. Keira Knightley is the most famous example of this.
Mike: I gotta give you props on your new chick, she is kinda fine, but she's a bit of a manchester.
Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!
Dave: Her ass makes up for it though, G'dunkadunk!
by darkest_light January 02, 2010
Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
by sukadog April 22, 2011