Mandoing

Instead of "mansplaining" the man just does what the woman was doing, except faster and better.

Woman: Honey? Can you show me how to do this?
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)

by Mandoer June 18, 2018

Mandoon

A totally made up word used to confuse and distract someone (similar to the totally true story of the great drop bears)

My town is totally cool, it has a mandoon, I bet you've never been to a mandoon

by Bebbo13 July 17, 2022

Man down

drop the soup bowl...
fall ass over tits...
pass wind in a public place...
obviously have nothing better to say...

kid is walkin along when suddenly he begins to stumble...
kid' whooo aa wooaa ooo
kid falls over
J' MAN DOWN !!! TAXIE !!! somebody get this kid a beer

by J April 1, 2005

man down

An psychosomatic illness generally confined to correctional institutions by which a person finds himself extremely lethargic and unable to do much in terms of functioning outside of lying in bed for days at a time.

Man A: "That guy has been in his cell sleeping since he got here."

Man B: "Yeah, he must have man down."

by bigboote October 22, 2008

Blow the man down

A lyric in a song often sung by pirates.It means to give someone such a great blowjob and for so long that they fant. It is said to refer to giving a blowjob. In pirate days it is a historical fact that among them there was a lot of guy on guy gay sex because there were few women on there ships. and it is also said that they were the first to use the word blowjob. there is a porn film set in pirate days that illustrates this.

Blow the man down refers to a blow job.

by The Fury 13 November 20, 2010

Man-Down syndrome

Describes the man in your group who suffers the worst hangover the morning after.

"OMG, James has Man-Down syndrome. He can't even put his trousers on!"

by nervouspaddy June 15, 2014

Gun The Man Down

A very good band based out of Toledo, OH.
www.gunthemandown.cjb.net

OnceOver, Breath Of Water

by Handsome Tony October 23, 2004